Thats how I roll

I joined a bowling league. I feel so old. I bowl, crochet, and make homemade soup. What have I become? I joined bowling cause a friend at work knew a group of 3 guys that were going to get kicked off the league cause the girl quit. I am the token chick on the team. Aubrey is the canadian guy, I end sentences with A to make him feel at home, A. I usually yell "Scottie don't" at Scott cause its fun to quote Austin Power's Dr evil. The team calls Scott, Scottie cause of me. Then there is Elmo. How do I go about describing Elmo. When I was first told that I was joining a bowling team with 3 dudes and 1 guy was named Elmo I didn't know what to do. I thought who really names their kid Elmo or what has this guy done to be nicknamed Elmo. Elmo is this tall big dude who can talk and laugh in an Elmo voice. These guys are great and I am glad to spend my tuesdays with them. I have become a bowling geek in just a short amount of time. I now have my own ball, shoes, bag, towel, and ball cleaner. My ball even smells of ginger. I hope to improve my average and lower my handicap. My language has gotten considerably worse since starting. I have fun names for the 10, 7, and 5 pin, usually involving a four letter word when they are left standing. Amen